The scene opens with two spies at the corners of a building COMMANDER You must get that file. It's needed for our operation. The whole mission will fail without it. TIM Holding hand to ear O.K. Looks around the corner A lone guard is visible pacing up and down across the path TWO Holding hand to ear I'll distract him you take him out Whistles GUARD Turns to see what the noise was What was that? TIM Runs up to Guard and knocks him out Hand to ear All clear TWO Walks round the corner with a briefcase Walks to the door and opens briefcase Put your hat on tim TIM (Grumbling)OK Puts his hat on From the inside the door clicks open The pair walk in TIM Fetch the lights Two I'll get the elevator TWO Flicks on the lights The room is illuminated showing Tim by the elevator The elevator whirs to life BREAK IN HALLWAY/CREDITS Credits scroll along wall TIM Voice over: This was my third mission so far. Yet I still hadn't realized how over my head I was. This mission would change everything The elevator opens they walk out TIM We've got to split up to check these rooms TWO Takes the first door opens it and enters Voice over: I always was worried whenever we split up.And this was the day I wasn't and should have been most... TIM Walks down the hallway to the next door Opens the door and walks in The door swings closed behind him revealing a masked man TIM Walks over to the window and looks out HENCHMAN1 It's not your day m'boy Takes out gun TIM Turns around HENCHMAN1 Walks into the center of the room TIM Look mate, you don't shoot me I wont shoot you HENCHMAN1 But if I shoot you, your dead, and you can't shoot me. Besides you don't have a gun and your hands are in the air. TIM They are? HENCHMAN1 They better be! TIM (raising hands) Can't we talk about this HENCHMAN1 No. Any last words? TIM Yeah, (Looks over Henchman1s shoulder) Two shoot! HENCHMAN1 Huh? Turns around TIM Runs at Henchman 1 and kicks him in the back They tumble to the floor. Henchman1s gun goes flying out of his hand HENCHMAN2 (From the door) Do I have to do everything? CAPTURE TWO (Gunshot is heard) What has he done this time? Turns to go out the door Hears footsteps and hides Henchman1 and Henchman2 are seen dragging Tim away TWO Turns and heads out the door (The elevator begins to whir) Two waits The elevator opens again Two walks in The door shuts behind him The elevator opens in the lobby a car can be heard driving away outside TWO (Hand to ear) Sir, Tim has been captured. COMMANDER What! How? TWO I don't know sir. All I know is that he's gone. COMMANDER Did you get the file? TWO No COMMANDER Then it was all for nothing TWO I did my best sir COMMANDER Well it wasn't good enough. TWO I know sir COMMANDER Get back to base. ASAP! TWO I'll be there soon sir Two walks out the door into the darkness of the night BACK AT BASE Two is sat in a chair the commander at a platform on a stage in front of him COMMANDER So... we've lost Tim. TWO Sorry COMMANDER It's not your fault. But now we must try to get him back. TWO I'll rescue him. COMMANDER No! It's to dangerous TWO I'd rather that then see him die COMMANDER It's too risky TWO Fine. Where is my next mission? COMMANDER Your on holidays TWO What? COMMANDER Paid leave to recover. Tims capture is obviously a traumatic experience for you, you need time to recover. TWO Fine, but I wont like it COMMANDER You have no choice, now go home and get some rest TWO Walks out DEFIANCE Two walks into his small apartment bedroom TWO (Sighs) Lies on his bed Sometimes I wonder why I bother following orders sometimes. (Sighs) Damn the Commander, I'm gonna save Tim. I can't just let him die (Sits up) I need to find where he is first. Time for some snooping. (Jumps off the bed) I'm coming for you Tim Runs out the room without shutting the door CAPTIVE Henchman1 and 2 are taking Tim out of a van TIM So guys, we going to get some coffee? HENCHMAN1 No TIM OK so where we headed then HENCHMAN2 You don't want to know TIM Is it a surprise I love surprises. HENCHMAN1 Shut up (Smacks Tim) TIM Well that wasn't very nice HENCHMAN1 I don't care TIM (Voice over) I have to escape. They'll kill me soon. I must find my way out as fast as possible. Is pushed into a building. I can  walk myself you know HENCHMAN1 Keep moving Tim is brought to a room were someone is at his desk The person spins around on his chair BACK AT THE SCENE Two enters the building TWO Lets see what I can find. He enters the elevator and looks at the sign on the wall Ground floor: reception First floor: Office space Second floor: canteen Third floor: Security TWO Third floor it is then. Two pulls up in the elevator and walks down the hall. there is one solitary door at the end of the hall Two opens the door and walks in. There is a lone Desk at the end of the room. the rest is unusually empty. Two walks over to the desk and picks up a book. with: Erogs shipping company LTD TWO Erogs, hmmm, at least I have a lead. He puts the book back down  Well, I guess it's time for some research. THE LEADER? CHRIS Turns to face Tim So. You think you can sneak into my business, try and steal from, and then get away with it. TIM Yeah, pretty much CHRIS What's your name, kid? TIM The names Bond, James Bond HENCHMAN1 Smacks Tim CHRIS I said what is your name? TIM Bond, James Bond HENCHMAN1 Hits tim CHRIS (Shouting) What the hell is your name?! TIM Bond, James Bond CHRIS Take him outside, I want him Shaken' not stirred HENCHMAN2 Hits Tim with the butt of his gun Drags Tim off with Henchman1 THE LIBRARY TWO Puts down the book he's holding Erogs warehouse in Old York street. Well at least now I have an idea of where to go. SHIPMENT CHRIS So, are you going to tell us your name now? TIM Bond, Jame- CHRIS (Interrupting) Take him out of my sight HENCHMAN1 Drags tim out of the room CHRIS (From inside) Dispose of him. TIM So how about we got the pub? I know a good one near here. HENCHMAN2 No TIM Kay They go outside TIM Oooh a penny. HENCHMAN1 Let get it, it'll be the last penny he ever gets TIM Bends over, then straightens up and twists to hit Hencman2 in the face. Then the other way to hit Henchman1 Tim runs down the road as fast as he can DOUBLE TROUBLE Tim is standing in Chris' office TWO Where's Tim? CHRIS Who? TWO I know you have him? CHRIS Oh, you mean "Bond", he's dead TWO Dead? CHRIS Should be by now TWO No! CHRIS Yes, now get him. HENCHMAN3 Rushes to grab two TWO Pulls out a gun HENCHMAN2 (Bursting in) He escaped sir CHRIS This is not acceptable! TWO Beckons Henchman2 in with the barrel of his gun Where'd he go? HENCHMAN2 Oak drive TWO Tim! I'm coming! Runs out the door, drops the gun, and heads out into the street LABYRINTH? Tim is stood on the edge of a platform a street spread out before him TIM Woah! He jumps He runs forward from the bottom of the platform TWO Tim! Runs along inside the bottom of the platform Tim, where are you!?  CHASE Henchman1 (Driving a land rover)Slams in front of Tim Tim dives over the bonnet and jumps on a nearby motorbike TIM Someone forgot their keys Drives the motorbike off CHRIS Runs off TIM (Spotting Chris) Hey, stop! CHRIS Takes a bike off the side of the road TWO Grabs a skateboard TIM   Speeds up a ramp, crashes through a wall of windows Races along inside the building HENCHMAN1 Races along outside CHRIS turns backwards and fires his gun at Two TWO (His skateboard loses a wheel) Runs and jumps on to the back of Chris' bike CHRIS Punches Two off the back of the bike The bike hits a wall TWO Gets up and jumps over the wall CHRIS Runs through a door and locks it TWO Smashes through the door TIM The bike begins to run out of fuel. He ditches it He jumps over a low wall (the same one) HENCHMAN1 Gets out of the car and chases Tim TIM Runs through the smashed door Ends up in a fight with Henchman1 Escapes and runs on Runs into a room with Two and Chris fighting HENCHMAN1 Catches up with Tim Ends up fighting Tim After a bit of a brawl he runs away TIM Helps Two overpower Chris CHRIS Lies on the floor sore and hurt Finish me off then TIM No. I want answers. Chris gets shot COMMANDER Walks into the room Now it's your turn TWO Why? COMMANDER Oh, there's two of you. Which of you guys wants to die first? TIM Was there ever any file? COMMANDER Shut up! There's a noise behind him. (Turning round) Who's there? TIM Runs up and knocks the Commander down The gun goes flying away TWO Runs to collect the gun TIM So. Two questions Commander. COMMANDER Shoot TIM Was there any file? COMMANDER Yes, but it was moved long before you got there. TWO (From behind the Commander) Would it be in this breifcase? COMMANDER (Turning round) How did you find it? TWO You left it in a pretty obvious place TIM Why'd you do it? COMMANDER Do what? Swap sides? For the fame, the glory- TIM (Interrupting) The money? COMMANDER Well that too TWO One more question COMMANDER Shoot It fades to black with a burst of light and a gunshot noise. The credits roll